[00:00.000] 作词 : 黄伟文
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 何山
[00:02.000] 编曲 : 何山
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[00:16.71]读白:
[00:18.33]1.(哈罗 大家好我系容祖儿
[00:20.61]我系唱歌嘅, 咁其实...)
[00:22.87]2.(天真声)(我边系唱歌唧
[00:23.82]我只系一个永远都唔想毕业嘅中学女生之嘛...)
[00:27.58]3.(恶女声)(中学女生有咁精咁识做人咩?
[00:31.11]我系一个不择手段向上爬嘅坏女人...)
[00:37.09]4.(八婆)(而且系傻嘅, 讲亲笑话都唔好笑嘅...)
[00:44.84]5.(cool声)(仲成日得罪人, 哈哈哈...)
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[00:55.25]话我知　到底边个至系我
[01:00.37]真心嗰句　点会都讲错
[01:04.24]话我知　我啱啱有无做过
[01:09.69]菲林好似　几格失去咗
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[01:15.15]6.(惨情)(我要养家, 我要令妈咪同细佬好过啲)
[01:20.85]7.(醒目)(咪住, 咪住, 仲要shopping 同埋买好多嘢...)
[01:23.75]8.(刻薄)(...而唔着)
[01:24.81]9.(正气)(我仲要攞好多个奖...,
[01:30.52]我仲想讲呢 其实我都有灰暗嘅一面)
[01:33.80]10.(粗鲁)(喂! 我几时有咁讲过呀?
[01:35.41]你边位呀? 你做乜喺度讲嘢呀?)
[01:38.25]11.(可怜)(你唔好虾我啦, 我净系识玩miffy咋)
[01:43.89]12.(凶恶)(咁你又喺度乱up? 未死过呀?)
[01:46.37]13.(和事老)(一人少句, 一人少句啦,
[01:49.18]家和就万事兴, 家衰呢...)
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[01:51.41]话我知　到底边个至系我
[01:56.37]影亲相我　都似边鬼个
[02:00.33]话我知　有边位控制住我
[02:05.48]咁边解我　有时唔识我
[02:09.42]yeah~
[02:10.50]四个　八个　我嘅身分太多
[02:14.61]成日喝我　驳我　我驾驶室里　一向都满坐
[02:20.20]爱我　杀我　有两帮想驳火
[02:23.92]和事老亦有七个
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[03:04.17]又计过　十四个　廿八个　我嘅分身太多
[03:10.48]成日喝我　驳我　(我)驾驶室里　一向都满坐
[03:15.85]爱我　杀我　有两帮想驳火
[03:19.81]和事老亦有七个
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[03:24.65]喂　计错　计过　(我)角色分野多
[03:29.20]同步　赞我　笑我......
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[03:34.35]撑我　跣我　性格天天变多
[03:38.47]其实身体我只不过一个
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