Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages
It's me, Jeru the 
DamajaAnd 
I'm here to present to you today
The bull*************t
Yes, this is the bull*************t, the extreme bull*************t
The absolute bull*************t
This is the bull*************t of bull*************t
This bull*************t is so bull*************t
I never wanna hear this bull*************t on the radio
Or in my children's ears 'cause it's bull*************t
You know?So, as we talk about the bull*************t
And what bull*************t is
I'ma drop the bull*************t on you right now
You know, the bull*************t goes like this
Jump up in my 
Rolls Royce, top choice
Make 'em holler, everything 
I do is for a dollar
************* being civilized, 
I got dollar signs in my eyes
One day I'll fall but for now, 
I'll riseTrust me, as the stink stuff fries up
I'm cookin' up, 
I used to spend the nights in spots run up
Buck buck but now 
I'm all growed up and blowed up
And believe me, baby paw, 
I got it all sewed up
And the loot is in big bags and all stored up
And the *************z 
I used to run with is all locked up
But I'll keep bubblin', got 'em on the corners
Like court jesters jugglin', avoid the late night mugging
Because stick up kids be bugging
I paid my dues, so 
I'm on some exotic island
Smilin', sun *************nin' all off my diamonds
Sippin' on martinis, bad hookers in bikinis
A airplane load of exotic work from 
TahitiPlus a squad of killer *************es that all carry uzis
I got a lot, so if it gets too hot
Jump in the billion dollar jet or the million dollar yacht
Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box
Oh no, I think 
I hear gunshots
Damn, *************t was just a dream, damn
That's a scary mother******* dream, that was bull*************t
I'd never say no bull*************t like that
Glad I don't live none of that bull*************t
That *************t is absolutely bull*************t