[00:00.00] 作词 : Harris, Smith, Townes
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Willard Smith/Pete Q. Harris/Jeffrey Townes
[00:00.00]Parents Just Dont Understand
[00:05.41]Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
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[00:09.20]愿msh天天愉快！
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[00:10.92]You know parents are the same
[00:12.27]No matter time nor place
[00:13.60]They don't understand that us kids
[00:14.89]Are going to make some mistakes
[00:16.45]So to you other kids all across the land
[00:19.27]There's no need to argue
[00:20.74]Parents just don't understand
[00:32.87]I remember one year
[00:33.92]My mom took me school shopping
[00:35.57]It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
[00:39.50]All hopped in the car
[00:41.06]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
[00:43.70]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
[00:46.28]I didn't say nothing at first
[00:47.90]I just turned up my nose
[00:49.29]She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20"
[00:51.81]I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"
[00:54.71]The next half hour was the same old thing
[00:57.16]My mother buying me clothes from 1963
[01:00.01]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
[01:02.83]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!
[01:05.29]I said, "Mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
[01:07.99]She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"
[01:10.66]I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please"
[01:12.78]She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"
[01:16.09]I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer
[01:18.90]Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
[01:21.66]But if you don't want to I can live with that but
[01:24.40]You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
[01:27.28]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
[01:29.97]Inevitably the first day of school came
[01:32.57]I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick
[01:35.45]But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, forget it"
[01:38.20]There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
[01:40.68]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
[01:43.43]And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought
[01:46.16]The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
[01:48.90]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
[01:51.62]Because they were pointing and whispering
[01:53.12]As I walked down the hall
[01:54.46]I got home and told my Mom how my day went
[01:56.55]She said, "If they were laughing you don't need them,
[01:58.53]"Cause they're not good friends"
[01:59.85]For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
[02:02.14]That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
[02:05.09]So to you other kids all across the land
[02:07.65]There's no need to argue
[02:09.44]Parents just don't understand
[02:22.31]Oh-kay, here's the situation
[02:24.41]My parents went away on a week's vacation and
[02:27.22]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
[02:29.74]Would they mind?
[02:30.82]Umm, well, of course not
[02:32.65]I'll just take it for a little spin
[02:34.28]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
[02:38.31]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
[02:41.12]Well, maybe I shouldn't
[02:42.20]Yeah, of course I should
[02:44.02]Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
[02:46.01]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
[02:48.60]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
[02:51.60]I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
[02:54.39]You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
[02:57.03]I honked my horn just to get her attention
[02:59.72]She said, "Was that for me?"
[03:01.00]I said, "Yeah"
[03:01.91]She said, "Why?"
[03:02.60]I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
[03:05.21]She said, "How do I know you're not sick?
[03:07.56]You could be some deranged lunatic"
[03:10.46]I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince =
[03:13.14]Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
[03:16.22]She agreed and we were on our way
[03:18.64]She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word
[03:21.58]We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive
[03:24.15]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
[03:27.09]She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
[03:29.76]She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"
[03:32.17]She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
[03:34.95]We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
[03:37.85]The sun roof was open , the music was high
[03:40.55]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
[03:43.31]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
[03:45.86]I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
[03:48.79]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
[03:51.51]And to make this long story short - short
[03:54.21]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
[03:56.77]I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
[03:59.71]I almost had a heart attack that day
[04:02.05]Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
[04:05.03]I was arrested, the car was impounded
[04:08.05]There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
[04:10.60]My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
[04:13.23]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
[04:15.98]My parents walked in
[04:17.30]I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"
[04:21.92]They didn't speak
[04:22.76]I said, "I want to plead my case"
[04:23.97]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
[04:26.58]That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived
[04:29.23]They took turns -
[04:30.21]One would beat me while the other one was driving
[04:32.18]I can't believe it, I just made a mistake
[04:34.86]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
[04:37.36]So to you other kids all across the land
[04:40.23]Take it from me
[04:41.78]Parents just don't understand