[00:01.03]"To the Batmobile - let's go!"
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[00:06.29]"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed"
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[00:09.47]"Roger, ready to move out"
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[00:15.51]No one, can save the day like Batman
[00:20.24]
[00:20.76]Robin, will make you sway like that and
[00:25.67]Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
[00:28.53]Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
[00:31.12]No one, can save the day like Batman
[00:36.31]Commissioner X here!
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[00:38.35]Batman & Robin, we have a bit of a problem
[00:41.39]There's trouble brewing in Gotham City
[00:43.44]You MUST act fast!
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[00:45.43]Holy mackeral Batman! I think these clowns need to back down
[00:48.33]Let's be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em SCAT man
[00:52.04](When you say scat man, like the brother called brother) Uh-huh
[00:54.24](When it's on, it's cold, so bring the coroner cover)
[00:56.17]We can take it to the Bassment, live with Tigger
[00:58.90]Go get The Riddler, to watch me play that ***** like a fiddler
[01:01.81]On a hot tin roof, I got them watchin who?
[01:04.07]She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh
[01:07.22](We Marvel at you Comics, you ain't no Superhero)
[01:09.60]You just a stupid zero, you ain't hard like DeNiro
[01:12.35]Surprise! The Dynamic Duo
[01:14.73]Batman & Robin, gats set for squabbin (*****!)
[01:17.36]Splat! Hit 'em like forty-five shells (*****!)
[01:20.26]Plat! Means more than one million sales
[01:22.76]That's nuff shot to lick, you get done up
[01:25.14]Plus we got the Bat gats, so why would you run up?
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[01:33.72]No one, can save the day like Batman
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[01:39.01]Robin, will make you sway like that and
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[01:44.14]Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
[01:46.84]Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
[01:49.37]No one, can save the day like Batman
[01:54.35]
[01:58.69]Yeah, when it's beef in Gotham City I,
[02:00.93]Gots to flip and
[02:02.00]Hit 'em with the POW! BAM! BIFF! Whoa
[02:04.63]Pick up your lips, don't trip,
[02:06.14]Tie your shoelace
[02:07.13]When I spit, I split it,
[02:08.45]Turn Harvey Dent into Two-Face
[02:09.71]Robin, I'm more than a sidekick,
[02:11.73]I'm more like the livest
[02:12.92]They wanna go head up and collide
[02:14.73]And like collision,
[02:15.59]Hope your moms made provisions
[02:17.44]See you ain't got no wins baby,
[02:19.05]Not even a smidgen
[02:20.00]Mad hostility dealt, now I'ma really be felt
[02:22.35]Switch on my utility belt,
[02:23.58]Make yo' facility melt
[02:25.03]I go Mad on yo' Hatter,
[02:26.54]Watch yo' whole **** splatter
[02:27.91]Get, wicked on yo' case
[02:29.19]Like Detective Van Adder
[02:30.37]So the, sayin goes,
[02:31.79]If you snooze you lose
[02:33.18]Trust you do, me and Batman the Dynamic Two!
[02:36.42]No one, can save the day like Batman
[02:41.60]Robin, will make you sway like that and
[02:46.51]Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
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[02:49.41]Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
[02:51.90]No one, can save the day like Batman
[02:57.03]Cold day in Gotham in the Bat Cave chillin
[02:59.60]Catnip for Catwoman so she caught the feeling
[03:01.78]Huh, talk about flavor for a Pringle
[03:04.43]A favor for a favor maybe later we can mingle
[03:07.07]Damn, just then, the Bat Phone ringin
[03:09.54]They hoo-bangin' in Gotham, I got to do my thing
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[03:13.14]Batman! War is on the brink
[03:15.08]It seems that the Penguin is causing a stink
[03:17.57]Call up Robin quick, you know what to do
[03:20.12]Add dye to the water and splash the town blue
[03:22.59]**** I'm there in a flash, Batmobile on 3's
[03:25.03]Trust me buddy, got heat for Mr. Freeze
[03:27.93]And Clayface will catch the em-brace
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[03:30.64]Of napalm when I drop my Bat Bomb
[03:33.55].. and don't you forget it
[03:35.84]Takin out you suckers
[03:36.91]And you don't know how I did it
[03:38.95]No one, can save the day like Batman
[03:44.21]Robin, will make you sway like that and
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[03:49.39]Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
[03:52.01]Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
[03:54.57]No one, can save the day like Batman
[03:59.93]Robin, will make you sway like that and
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[04:04.88]Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
[04:07.45]Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
[04:09.42]Dirty Dinkins Batman!
[04:10.54]Did you see those crispy khaki creases
[04:12.59]On that rugged wretched..
[04:13.68]Aiy-yo-yo-yo kick back Robin
[04:15.57]Get Alfred and tell him
[04:16.81]To have barbecued buffalo wings
[04:17.88]And a pitcher of Kool-Aid on chill
[04:19.85]It's about to get real in the field
[04:21.62]Leapin Lo-lo's! Over there Batman! That's a no-no!
[04:24.27]Let's hop out this fo'-do'!
[04:25.50]Yea yea yea, systems engaged
[04:27.54]Start the Bat Engine, hit the Bat Switches
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[04:32.36]You ready Robin? Let's dip
[04:34.30]Let's, dip! Holy Hoodrat Sally smokin crack in the alley
[04:38.54]Let's, dip! I mean, crazy kinfolk in Kingsville Batman!
[04:42.13]We must, we MUST Batman, listen to me
[04:45.51]Holy Leapin Lizards and Gizzards
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[04:47.42]And all that **** that come with it
[04:49.08]And potatoes on top with gravy in the middle
[04:51.28]God damnit Batman! [echoes]
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[04:56.27]"Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da--da-da-dah - BATMAN!!"