[00:06.929]You're sort of famous
[00:08.569]A minor celebrity
[00:10.913]And so it only makes sense
[00:12.679]The world would be
[00:14.429]Obsessed with every
[00:17.507]Single thing you do
[00:21.132]They're running 'round
[00:22.475]With their camcorders in the night
[00:25.042]They're lurking patiently
[00:26.382]And hoping that they just might
[00:28.586]See something real embarrassing
[00:32.006]You do
[00:35.254]The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
[00:38.903]That's the story that
[00:40.617]They're gonna feature
[00:42.445]With exclusive pics
[00:43.868]Of your flabby behind
[00:45.755]You think you're all alone
[00:47.288]But that's right when you'll find
[00:49.256]A bunch of paparazzi
[00:51.030]Popping out of nowhere
[00:53.099]Cameras in your face
[00:55.305]And then suddenly
[00:58.865]You're on TMZ
[01:02.490]You're on TMZ
[01:07.388]Following you
[01:08.756]When you're walking down the street
[01:11.152]And asking stupid questions
[01:12.603]While you're trying to eat
[01:14.808]So you cover your face
[01:16.633]Thinking to yourself
[01:18.553]"Hey, isn't this creepy?" “
[01:21.509]And they're out there praying
[01:23.291]You'll have a big meltdown
[01:25.415]And take 'em on a little car chase
[01:27.819]Through this whole town
[01:29.164]They'll be there with you
[01:30.462]When you're going to jail
[01:32.476]First on the scene
[01:33.476]For every wardrobe fail
[01:35.819]You just picked up some transvestite
[01:39.356]Seconds later
[01:41.010]It's up on the website
[01:42.848]Get a vegas wedding
[01:44.614]A quickie divorce
[01:45.806]And they'll be
[01:46.788]Sneaking in
[01:47.676]Snapping pictures, of course
[01:49.537]And if they ever catch you
[01:51.611]Picking your nose
[01:53.147]Or storming down the street
[01:55.301]On a drunken spree
[01:59.190]You're on TMZ
[02:04.148]Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
[02:07.753]Trailing you through
[02:09.555]Airport security
[02:13.614]They were TMZ
[02:17.128]They were TMZ
[02:19.474]"We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP “
[02:22.486]Is that a baby back there?
[02:23.723]I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT
[02:26.176]Look Who's drinking COFFEE
[02:28.209]Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING"
[02:31.037]Oh, let me tell you
[02:32.471]It's getting to the point
[02:33.972]Where a famous person can't
[02:35.677]Even get a D.U.I
[02:37.490]Or go on a racist rant
[02:39.456]Those guys are all around
[02:41.095]So you really shouldn't dare
[02:42.943]Go to every club in town
[02:45.124]If you've lost your underwear
[02:48.387]Seems that every single time
[02:50.653]A star decides to shave their head
[02:53.501]Or ram their car into a tree
[02:57.971]They're on TMZ
[03:02.793]If they catch you peeing in the bushes
[03:06.432]Later on, that night
[03:08.946]Well, I guarantee
[03:12.072]You're on TMZ
[03:15.657]You're on TMZ
[03:19.276]You're on TMZ
[03:22.248]Every single celebrity
[03:26.179]Knows they're gonna be
[03:30.056]They're on TMZ