[00:09.81]Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
[00:13.68]There's no way we're gonna slow it down.
[00:17.69]You say we've gotta treasure each moment
[00:21.57]Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
[00:25.70]Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
[00:29.72]And it's hard to disagree with what you say.
[00:33.66]But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
[00:37.36]Cause I'm always reading; always deleting
[00:41.70]Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
[00:47.84]Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
[05:16.48][05:13.15][02:45.44][02:18.23][01:20.50][01:01.58][00:52.44][04:45.46][04:52.42][04:34.63][04:12.47][04:08.68][04:04.87][03:59.12]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[00:57.15]Well I don't need tons of cringe-inducing puns,
[01:06.12]No, it isn't OK if you brighten my day
[01:10.69]With some cut-and-pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
[01:16.17]And I didn't request a personality test.
[05:26.87][05:20.31][01:26.21]
[01:33.66]You're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments
[01:38.20]To every single person you know.
[01:42.17]You pass around a link to some dumb thing on Youtube
[01:46.12]That everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
[01:50.11]And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
[01:59.69]And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
[02:03.81]But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes
[02:07.90]And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.
[02:13.56]No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
[02:22.90]Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists
[02:26.93]Please, stop forwarding that crap to me
[02:31.56]Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
[02:35.71]And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.
[02:41.41]Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
[02:50.92]Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat!
[02:56.74]Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?
[03:02.55]And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin!
[03:07.03]Mister Rogers never fought the Viet Cong!
[03:10.35]And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
[03:14.03]And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me
[03:17.60]if I don't pass your letter along!!
[03:21.03]Well I know you're wishin' I will sign your petition
[03:26.26]But, stop forwarding that crap to me
[03:29.79]And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories
[03:34.61]Just stop forwarding that crap to me
[03:38.80]And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
[03:43.39]Cause you never figured out the way to BCC
[03:50.75]Now, I gotta insist...
[03:54.83]Take me off your list!
[04:16.19]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Just stop it now.)
[04:20.08]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Oh, nooo)
[04:23.67]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:27.29]Stop forwarding that crap to me (I can't take it!)
[04:31.04]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Ah, Please!)
[04:38.23]Stop forwarding that crap to me (You gotta stop!)
[04:41.91]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Right NOW!)
[04:48.94]Stop forwarding that crap to me (I'm not kidding!)
[04:55.09]At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!
[04:59.77]STOP! (Sending me that)
[05:03.18]CRAP! (I don't want it!)
[05:06.19]Don't send it to me! No, don't send it to me
[05:09.59]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Just stop!)
[05:22.55]To me