[00:03.270]Yeah
[00:09.110]A used ... pink bathrobe
[00:13.810]A rare ... mint snowglobe
[00:18.550]A Smurf ... TV tray
[00:23.860]I bought on eBay
[00:28.500]My house ... is filled with this crap
[00:35.600]Shows up in bubble wrap
[00:39.820]Most every day
[00:42.500]What I bought on eBay
[00:46.910]Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
[00:51.670]Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
[00:56.310]Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
[01:01.410]They had it on eBay
[01:05.890]I'll buy ... your knick-knack
[01:10.590]Just check ... my feedback
[01:15.700]"A++!" they all say
[01:20.370]They love me on eBay
[01:24.770]Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
[01:28.740]Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
[01:34.240](From some guy) I've never met in Norway
[01:39.520]Found him on eBay
[01:44.250]I am the type who is liable to snipe you
[01:48.759]With two seconds left to go, whoa
[01:53.450]Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
[01:58.229]As long as I've got the dough
[02:02.650]I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
[02:07.390]Sell me ... your watch, please
[02:12.100]I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[02:20.160]I'm highest bidder now
[02:22.100](Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
[02:26.800](From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
[02:31.610](Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
[02:35.490]Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
[02:40.500]Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
[02:44.690]Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
[02:49.950]Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
[02:55.320](Found it on eBay)
[02:59.400]Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
[03:05.360](Pez dispensers and a toaster)
[03:08.900](Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
[03:14.210](I'll buy on eBay)
[03:18.600]What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y