Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park

歌手:Weird Al Yankovic

所属专辑:Alapalooza

发行时间:2006-01-01

发行公司:VOLCANO

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Album:Alapalooza
Weird Al Yankovic-Jurassic Park

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves...
they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner,
not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no

[02:32.90][01:03.59]Album:Alapalooza
[03:39.87][02:15.82][00:01.37]Weird Al Yankovic-Jurassic Park
[03:51.45][00:03.77][00:00.71]
[00:03.89]I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
[00:08.46]And before long, they were cloning DNA
[00:16.76]Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
[00:24.85]Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day
[00:30.74]
[00:35.74]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
[00:39.61]All the dinosaurs are running wild
[00:43.52]Someone shut the fence off in the rain
[00:47.12]I admit it's kinda eerie
[00:50.97]But this proves my chaos theory
[00:53.62]And I don't think I'll be coming back again
[00:58.81]Oh no
[01:01.51]
[01:06.69]I cannot approve of this attraction
[01:10.60]'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
[01:22.95]A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
[01:26.63]Well, I suppose that proves...
[01:29.24]they're really not all bad
[01:34.88]
[01:38.85]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
[01:42.33]All the dinosaurs are running wild
[01:46.51]Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
[01:49.76]I'm afraid those things'll harm me
[01:54.02]'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
[01:56.64]And they think that I'm their dinner,
[01:59.28]not their friend
[02:01.74]Oh no
[02:41.89][02:22.46][02:12.48][02:04.87]
[03:01.54]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
[03:05.41]All the dinosaurs are running wild
[03:10.01]What a crummy weekend this has been
[03:14.68]Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
[03:18.05]Think I'll tell them where to stick it
[03:20.94]'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
[03:26.61]Oh no... oh no
[03:38.76]