[01:27.31]Album:"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:02.12]Weird Al Yankovic-Happy Birthday
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[00:07.94]Happy birthday
[00:09.90]Happy birthday to you
[00:12.27]Happy birthday
[00:14.52]Happy birthday to you
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[00:16.87]Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday,
[00:18.82]it happens every year
[00:19.69]We'll eat a lot of broccoli
[00:21.13]and drink a lot of beer
[00:22.18]You should be good and happy
[00:23.28]that there's something you can eat
[00:24.61]A million people every day
[00:25.96]are starving in the street
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[00:27.17]Your daddy's in the gutter
[00:28.23]with the wretched and the poor
[00:29.38]Your mama's in the kitchen
[00:30.58]with a can of Cycle Four
[00:31.87]There's garbage in the water
[00:33.07]There's poison in the sky
[00:34.21]I guess it won't be long
[00:35.48]before we're all gonna die
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[00:36.98]Happy birthday
[00:38.78]Happy birthday to you
[00:41.16]Happy birthday
[00:43.56]Happy birthday to you
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[00:45.82]Well, what's the matter little friend,
[00:47.43]you think this party is the pits
[00:48.67]Enjoy it while you can,
[00:49.80]we'll soon be blown to bits
[00:51.00]The monkeys in the pentagon
[00:52.38]are gonna cook our goose
[00:53.43]Their finger's on the button,
[00:54.54]all they need is an excuse
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[00:56.04]It doesn't take a military genius to see
[00:58.27]We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
[01:00.73]There's nowhere you can run to,
[01:02.06]nowhere you can hide
[01:03.07]When they drop the big one, we all get fried
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[01:06.25](Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
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[01:08.35]Happy birthday
[01:10.21]Happy birthday to you
[01:12.62]Happy birthday
[01:14.93]Happy birthday to you
[01:16.88]wow!
[01:18.32](background screaming, sound effect)
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[01:36.15]Well there's a punk in the alley
[01:38.15]and he's looking for a fight
[01:39.41]There's an Arab on the corner
[01:40.58]buying everything in sight
[01:41.72]There's a mother in the ghetto
[01:43.01]with another mouth to feed
[01:44.27]Seems that everywhere you look today
[01:45.73]there's misery and greed
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[01:47.25]I guess you know the Earth
[01:48.01]is gonna crash into the sun
[01:49.11]But that's no reason
[01:50.34]why we shouldn't have a little fun
[01:51.57]So if you think it's scary,
[01:52.80]if it's more than you can take
[01:54.03]Just blow out the candles
[01:55.33]and have a piece of cake
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[01:56.70]Happy birthday
[01:58.54]Happy birthday to you
[02:00.61]Happy birthday
[02:03.61]Happy birthday to you
[02:05.30]wow!
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[02:06.08]Happy birthday
[02:08.03]Happy birthday to you
[02:10.02]Happy birthday
[02:12.60]Happy birthday to you
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[02:17.28](Happy Birthday!)
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[02:22.89]And a pinch to grow an inch!
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