[00:11]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:14]I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
[00:17]But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
[00:20]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:23]At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
[00:26]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
[00:29]And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
[00:32]Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
[00:35]Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
[00:38]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:41]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
[00:44]Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
[00:47]Weve been spending most our lives
[00:50]Living in an Amish paradise
[00:53]Ive churned butter once or twice
[00:55]Living in an Amish paradise
[00:59]Its hard work and sacrifice
[01:01]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:05]We sell quilts at discount price
[01:07]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:10]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[01:13]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
[01:16]I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
[01:19]Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
[01:22]But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
[01:25]An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
[01:28]I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
[01:31]And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
[01:33]If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
[01:36]We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[01:39]But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
[01:42]Were just technologically impaired
[01:45]Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
[01:48]Not a single luxury
[01:51]Like Robinson Caruso
[01:54]Its as primitive as can be
[01:58]Weve been spending most our lives
[02:00]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:03]Were just plain and simple guys
[02:05]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:09]Theres no time for sin and vice
[02:11]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:15]We dont fight, we all play nice
[02:17]Living in an Amish Paradise
[02:21]Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
[02:23]Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
[02:26]Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
[02:29]Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
[02:32]Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
[02:35]On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
[02:39]So dont be vain and dont be whiny
[02:41]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[02:44]Weve been spending most our lives
[02:46]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:50]Were all crazy Mennonites
[02:52]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:55]Theres no cops or traffic lights
[02:58]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:01]But youd probably think it bites
[03:04]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:07]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
[03:13]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!