Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam

歌手:Weird Al Yankovic

所属专辑:Alapalooza

发行时间:2038-01-19

发行公司:Scotti Brothers

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Album:Alapalooza

Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you're wondering
I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here (right here)
right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
My radiator's boiling hot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle
(right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Trapped inside
My automobile
Cobweb's gowin'
On the steerin' wheel
Now, I'm no genius
But one thing I know
I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins
An hour and a half ago
Yeah, and if you need to find me
I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here (right here)
right here (right here)
Right smack dab in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle
(right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Yay-hey!

There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
I'm gonna puke if I here any more
There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
Watch what happens when I open my door
Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
I left home five hours ago
And I can still see my house from here
So if anybody's tryin' to find me
Well, I'll tell you where I am
Right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle
(right here in the middle)
Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!

[03:39.46][00:12.17]Album:Alapalooza
[03:50.69][01:15.91][00:18.07]
[00:19.94]Carbon monoxide
[00:22.10]Making me choke
[00:24.44]No A.C.
[00:26.73]And the radio's broke
[00:29.19]Cars backed up
[00:31.20]Far as you can see
[00:34.05]Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
[00:39.00]Oh, and just in case you're wondering
[00:41.34]I'll tell you where I am
[00:43.67]I'm right here (right here)
[00:45.25]right here (right here)
[00:46.40]Stuck right here in the middle of this...
[00:49.00]
[00:49.22]Traffic jam
[00:51.14]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[00:53.54]Traffic jam
[00:55.98]The freeway's one big parking lot
[00:58.23]Traffic jam
[01:00.69]My radiator's boiling hot
[01:02.95]And I'm stuck right here in the middle
[01:04.96](right here in the middle)
[01:06.13]Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[01:08.56]
[01:17.56]Trapped inside
[01:19.61]My automobile
[01:21.77]Cobweb's gowin'
[01:24.32]On the steerin' wheel
[01:26.85]Now, I'm no genius
[01:29.59]But one thing I know
[01:31.62]I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins
[01:34.32]An hour and a half ago
[01:36.51]Yeah, and if you need to find me
[01:38.88]I'll tell you where I am
[01:41.34]I'm right here (right here)
[01:42.86]right here (right here)
[01:43.97]Right smack dab in the middle of this...
[01:47.13]
[01:47.23]Traffic jam
[01:48.67]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[01:50.71]Traffic jam
[01:53.45]The freeway's one big parking lot
[01:55.81]Traffic jam
[01:58.30]Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
[02:01.06]'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle
[02:02.57](right here in the middle)
[02:03.69]Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[02:06.40]
[02:15.85]Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
[02:24.82]yeah yeah yeah yeah
[02:27.51]Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
[02:36.15]Yay-hey!
[02:37.36]
[02:37.51]There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
[02:39.08]I'm gonna puke if I here any more
[02:41.39]There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
[02:43.95]Watch what happens when I open my door
[02:46.19]Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
[02:48.58]Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
[02:50.95]I left home five hours ago
[02:53.41]And I can still see my house from here
[02:55.78]So if anybody's tryin' to find me
[02:58.19]Well, I'll tell you where I am
[03:00.59]Right here (right here) right here (right here)
[03:03.30]Stuck right here in the middle of this...
[03:05.90]
[03:06.11]Traffic jam
[03:07.89]I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
[03:10.17]Traffic jam
[03:12.60]The freeway's one big parking lot
[03:15.15]Traffic jam
[03:17.50]Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
[03:19.88]And I'm stuck right here in the middle
[03:21.83](right here in the middle)
[03:22.85]Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
[03:26.49]Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!
[03:37.71]