[00:11.06]I finally made it through med school
[00:14.70]Somehow i made it through
[00:19.45]I'm just an intern
[00:21.05]I still make a mistake or two
[00:26.24]I was last in my class
[00:29.97]Barely passsed at the institute
[00:33.90]Now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid
[00:40.93]A malpractise suit
[00:44.81]Hey, like a surgeon
[00:48.70]Cuttin' for the very first time
[00:52.78]Like a surgeon
[00:56.71]Organ transplants are my line
[01:00.36]Better give me all your gause nurse
[01:04.14]This patient's fading fast
[01:08.62]Complications have set in
[01:11.65]Don't know how long he'll last
[01:15.60]Let me see, that i.v.
[01:19.33]Here we go - time to operate
[01:23.12]I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
[01:30.09]And see what he ate
[01:34.49]Like a surgeon, hey
[01:37.78]Cuttin' for the very first time
[01:42.06]Like a surgeon
[01:45.84]Here's a waiver for you to sign
[01:53.44]Woe, woe, woe
[02:04.83]It's a fact - i'm a quack
[02:08.58]The disgrace of the a.m.a.
[02:12.56]'cause my patients die, yah my patients die
[02:19.47]Before they can pay
[02:23.76]Like a surgeon, hey
[02:27.17]Cuttin' for the very first time
[02:31.35]Like a surgeon
[02:35.14]Got your kidneys on my mind
[02:39.08]Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
[02:45.35]When i reach inside
[02:48.84]With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
[02:54.41]Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
[03:05.43]Ooh baby, yah
[03:09.01]I can hear your heartbeat
[03:13.39]For the very last time