作词 : Willie D
I've never been played by a ho!
If the ************ is acting stupid,
She's got to go!
Some ************s [missadden']
If she ******* with me, I'ma kick her little monkey ass!
See you hoes got it wrong!
Think that if some ************ says he loves you he ain't strong.
Girl you taking ************t the wrong way.
And I can tell right now. It's gonna be a long day!
I got to educate you brothers
If the ************ won't give up the plate
Then ************ her!
Move along to the next trick.
See I'm teh type of guy who tells a girl
"suck ************!"
And if she ain't suckin'
That's a waste of time
Conversation and my ******'
I'll just put my ****** pants on
And tell the idiotic freak
To take her tramp ass home!
You see I don't need a dumbie!
I need a ************ to like nuts
Until my ************ is coming
And after this she'll earn her glow
Just call me the gangster of love.
I like *******
All kinds of *******,
To take off my ************rt
And pull down my britches
If she has big tities
I'll squeeze them and hold'em
As she sucks my ************ and licks my ************
If she's got another friend then I'll ************ her too
Together we can play a game of swi-cha-ru
I ain't the type who gets all mushy
I like to sit back
And watch them eat each other's ************!
Weak people might say I'm insane
But that's the other damn love of the game
I'll turn your sister out if you ************ with me
You want to know my name???
******* look at me like I'm a faker
Knowiung goddamn well
I'm a muther****** heartbreaker!
I'll have them crying for months
Cause I done ****** their best friends
And put a whipping on their *******s
They have their mothers to call
But if you don't ****** one mom
Then you done ****** them all
And I really don't give a ************
Cause if your mother give up the ************
She's ******
And I really don't give a ************
A ************ ******' gangster!
Goddamn!
Six different hoes a night
I use lubricated rubbers
To make the ************ feel right
Better to be safe than be a vici******
I put the ************ in its place
Before I nut
I pull it out into the face
And tell the ************ to keep licking
And prepare herself for another ruthless ************ing
And when I'm done--straight to the tub
Just call me the gangster of love.
I'm a ************
I put a ************ through a test.
If she don't pass, she don't get blessed!
If the test consist of
****** my whole crew
************, goddamnit that's what you gotta do.
You say you want to be down with Willie-D
But yet you find it difficult to listen to me
Everytime you ************ up and miss a class
I'ma put my goddamn foot in your ass
ANd if your father wants to buck up
I'll beat the wrinkles out the old ************
I'll treat a ************ like a queen,
But she's got to realize that I'm the goddamn king
Some jealous punk in town
Told my girl I was ******g around and she's still down.
To do the same
Yo've got to have game
You want to know my name???
[side]
Say ak
You what's up Dee
All the hoes mad 'cause we ain't paying for the ************ fighting over their asses
And ************t! Yup that's that other level of the game again.
Damn straight!
While we on the subject of hoes, whatever happened to the hoe you used to ************
Named Cathy???
[song again...]
Ok Cathy
That hoe was hot.
The first peace of ************ that I ever got!
She ****** me till I was coming
Put her nuts in my mouth
And started humming
I said ************t comense the checking
She started scratching my dill-bag
And said hold up a second.
Turned me over on my back.
Opened up my butt cheecks
And started licking up my asshole
That's why I guess that I'm the gangster
And Kathleen Johnson sweetheart
I'd like to thank you
Little hoes out there are getting stuck,
By ************s like me and we really don't give a ************!
Big-ass ************ are the ***y switch
Whatever you get, you deserved it ************!
See ummm,
I like to take'em st.
Pretend I lovem
And dog their mother****** ass.
Like for instance ms. "p"
The ************ ran a game
And tried to ************ over me
But I sensed it in the making
Talking about she's pregnant
From me or that Jamaican???
She said me of course
So I drug her little ass
Like a muther****** horse.
That's what you get for tryna play me
I'll kick the ************
Right dead in the ass
If she ever says we
Made a kid when I make it
I'll grab her vile her muther******' neck
And try to break it!
Cause I knew I wore a ******g glove
You know who you ****** with ************???