[00:00.01]He hit the ground running,
[00:04.18]At the speed of light.
[00:06.83]The star was brightly shining,
[00:10.08]Like a neon light.
[00:13.51]It's your favorite son.
[00:16.10]It's your favorite son.
[00:18.79]A fixture on the talkshows,
[00:22.06]To the silver screen.
[00:24.54]From here to Colorado,
[00:26.96]He's a *** machine.
[00:30.68]It's your favorite son.
[00:33.48]It's your favorite son.
[00:36.20]But isn't it a drag?
[00:39.40]Isn't it a drag?
[00:42.33]Isn't it a drag?
[00:44.26]its pretty bloody sad,
[00:45.16]but isn't it a drag?
[00:48.48]A clean-cut All-American,
[00:51.45]Really ain't so clean.
[00:53.87]His royal auditorium,
[00:57.34]Is a murder scene.
[01:00.38]It's your favorite son.
[01:02.91]It's your favorite son.
[01:05.38]Oh, isn't it a drag?
[01:08.81]Isn't it a drag?
[01:11.46]Isn't it a drag?
[01:13.40]It's pretty but it's sad,
[01:14.42]but isn't it a drag?
[01:36.83]Well no one says it's fair.
[01:41.84]Turn a teenage lush,
[01:44.52]To a millionaire.
[01:47.38]Now where's your ******* champion?
[01:50.26]On a panty raid
[01:52.86]He's not the All-American,
[01:56.10]That you thought you paid.
[01:59.25]It's your favorite son.
[02:01.78]It's your favorite son...
[02:05.00]But isn't it a drag?