I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included
Wolf ManDracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, '
The Crypt-
Kicker Five'
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
They caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin', drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?It's now the ******'s now the monster mashThe monster mashAnd it's a graveyard *******'s now the ******'s caught on in a *******'s now the ******'s now the monster mashNow everything's cool, drac's a part of the bandAnd my Monster Mash is the hit of the landFor you, the living, this mash was meant tooWhen you get to my door, tell them model a sent youThen you can mashThen you can monster mashThe monster mashAnd do my graveyard smashThen you can mashYou'll catch on in a flashThen you can mashAnd you can monster mashThe monster mashThe monster mashThen you can mashThen you can mashThe monster mashYes, yes I got it, I got it