作词 : Fat Mike
I take her to the aquarium, she says, "Shark"
I take her to the planetarium, she says, "Dark"
I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl
Now she says, "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah"
She's my Monosyllabic girl
I take her to the university, she says, "Huh"
I take her to our anniversary, she says, "One"
I take her to the jewelry store,
I said, "Diamonds", she said, "Pearl"
Oh, everyone knows
I'm in love with a
Monosyllabic girl
You know everyone knows
I'm in love with a
Monosyllabic girl