[00:00.31]Oh kids!
[00:01.19]You look like we're going to another funeral.
[00:03.01]Dad, we're bored!
[00:04.99]You teach your children a lot of good American values.
[00:07.08]But have you taught them how to have fun?
[00:09.08]For family entertainment that doesn't stop,
[00:10.92]head on over to the
[00:11.95]Starfish Resort and Casino in Las Venturas.
[00:14.45]You deserve this kind of fun.
[00:16.11]Waterslides! Shooting range!
[00:17.70]And the kids love the Giggledome!
[00:19.53]*sounds of fun*
[00:20.57]Plus, we've got the hottest gaming in town!
[00:22.87]Nobody offers you more gaming value.
[00:24.81]And, you'll teach the kids some
[00:25.98]important life lessons about real capitalism.
[00:28.36]Dad, I lost all my money!
[00:30.22]You've learned a valuable lesson.
[00:31.97]Son, it's time for your first lapdance.
[00:34.26]Heh yeah, guns!
[00:36.62]Time is meaningless in the land of tomorrow.
[00:38.86]It's the Starfish Resort and Casino hotel
[00:41.18]in Las Venturas.
[00:42.18]Mom can go all night on the one-armed bandits,
[00:44.49]while the kids visit the Little Tykes Pawn Shop.
[00:46.56]How'd you do, Cherice?
[00:47.76]I busted myself and sold a kidney.
[00:49.88]That's my girl!
[00:50.97]Share the love with your family, the love of money!
[00:53.73]And the Starfish Resort and Casino has
[00:55.52]the best buffet in Las Venturas,
[00:57.03]featuring our world-famous bacon trough!
[00:59.39]The Starfish Resort and Casino.
[01:01.24]This kind of fun should be illegal!