[00:00.00]*man coughing*
[00:01.93]Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
[00:04.08]Yeah? No ****.
[00:05.49]Here baby, try this.
[00:07.01]Sooth?
[00:08.07]Yeah! Sooth annihilates cough and cold symptoms.
[00:11.81]Wow! I'm seeing donkeys!
[00:14.20]Hahaha! That's the patented cough-killing
[00:17.29]concoction of codeine, morphine, and alcohol.
[00:20.05]Your cold will be history! How's your cold now?
[00:23.23]Who the hell are you?
[00:24.68]I'm your wife, fool!
[00:26.25]Sooth kills a cough fast.
[00:28.17]And for the kid's chesty cough, it's Sooth Junior,
[00:30.90]the medication that comes in a fun,
[00:32.55]animal-shaped container kids will love.
[00:34.76]Hey, look at me!
[00:35.97]I'm binging on medication, just like dad! Oh...
[00:39.60]Oh my God, he's barely breathing!
[00:41.92]No, that's that's just
[00:43.52]the medicine doing it's magic.
[00:45.33]Thanks to Sooth, his cough is history.
[00:47.69]With Sooth, you'll forget you had a cough,
[00:49.79]your name, or where to properly go to the bathroom.
[00:52.17]Feel better fast, with Sooth.