[00:16.03]Check Slim Shady do the mic kid
[00:23.64]I dont do black music I dont do white music
[00:26.07]I make fight music for high school kids
[00:28.20]I put lives at risk when I drive like this
[00:30.44]From a slip disk from a Limp Bizkit disk
[00:32.56]I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts
[00:34.80]So I get pissed and cant pick which wrist
[00:37.24]To slit little rich kids in cribs dont attempt this s*it
[00:39.56]So step back while I prep up to pimp this b*tch
[00:41.88]So I says to the girl I'm like what up girl
[00:43.92]Shut up girl showed her a cut up squirel
[00:46.18]She screamed bloody murder so loud everybody
[00:48.75]Heard her slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer
[00:51.13]I moved up to two blondes kissin' on a futon (yo baby) (what are you on?)
[00:55.71]I looked at 'em both and I was like look
[00:57.91]Check this out toots I'm lookin for Cookie Puss
[01:00.16]I need to speak to him immediately
[01:02.59]They played my video on MTV last
[01:04.80]Week just when I was thinkin' I was all that and then some
[01:07.15]Here comes Fred Durst yo Shady let me get some
[01:09.42]Who knows what galaxy I came from
[01:11.71]One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
[01:14.03]Now I'm a nightmare you stay right there
[01:16.16]I got the fever for the flavour of a single
[01:18.57]See me and Shady I think we got it locked down
[01:20.70]Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin' with your top down
[01:22.92]These two blondes I offered 'em both a drink
[01:25.23]And this you would think could get the party started
[01:27.49]But instead them girls turned their heads
[01:29.82]Opened up their mouths smelled like somebody farted
[01:32.10]So if it's time for me to move on
[01:34.35]Shady said the livin' room was a dance floor so turn me loose
[01:37.09]I was cuttin' the rug with this chick
[01:39.06]Bumped into this dude who was drunk
[01:41.26]And a prick ramblin' on about how
[01:43.28]He was gonna kill me wow!I spilled a drink on his shirt
[01:46.10]But no- He insisted we should go
[01:48.18]Before I could drop 'em shady had to clock 'em
[01:50.46]The music stopped the party stood in shock
[01:52.67]So I looked around grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf
[01:55.30]Turn me loose
[01:57.60]Turn me loose
[01:59.56]Turn me loose
[02:01.70]This party's goin' my way
[02:07.39]Or no way at all
[02:12.24]Why don't you turn me loose
[02:16.27]Turn me loose
[02:17.96]Turn me loose
[02:21.54]This party's goin' my way
[02:26.03]Or no way at all
[02:31.21]Turn me loose you better tell 'em to come re-shingle the roof
[02:33.88]Just keep feedin' me free drinks till I puke
[02:36.10]And Fred'll ask me to lead sing in his group
[02:38.49]I'm sittin' at the bar I'm not bein' approached
[02:40.78]Cause Fred's over there stealin' all of my ho's (Yo Fred save me some)
[02:45.11]I walked up to these siamese twins
[02:46.61]And asked to have a threesome
[02:48.27]Told 'em two heads are better than one
[02:49.98]Plus I respect how y'all roll together as one
[02:52.23]Got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groin
[02:54.46]Stood up like "Ay wait where you goin"
[02:57.36]Oh well three strikes and I'm out
[02:59.10]I just struck out for the third time in a row
[03:01.31]I ain't tryin' no more f*ck it I'm chillin'
[03:03.87]Get a shot of Jager fell asleep on the ceiling
[03:08.70]Who knows what galaxy I came from
[03:10.80]One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
[03:13.10]Now I'm a nightmare you stay right there
[03:15.16]I got the feeling for the flavour of a single
[03:17.60]See me and Shady I think we got it locked down
[03:19.73]Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin' with your top down
[03:22.00]These two blondes I offered 'em both a drink
[03:24.41]And this you would think could get the party started
[03:26.62]But instead them girls turned their heads
[03:28.94]Opened up their mouths smelled like somebody farted
[03:31.13]So it was time for me to move on
[03:33.28]Shady said the livin' room was a dance floor so turn me loose
[03:35.85]I was cuttin' the rug with this chick
[03:38.09]Bumped into this dude who was drunk and a prick
[03:40.49]Ramblin' on about how He was gonna kill me
[03:42.54]Wow!I spilled a drink on his shirt
[03:45.09]Turn me loose
[03:47.30]Turn me loose
[03:49.54]Turn me loose
[03:52.90]This party's goin' my way
[03:57.24]Or no way at all
[04:02.16]Why don't you turn me loose
[04:05.53]Turn me loose
[04:07.78]Turn me loose
[04:11.15]This party's goin' my way
[04:15.68]Or no way at all
[04:20.48]Why don't you turn me loose
[04:23.85]Turn me loose
[04:26.22]Turn me loose
[04:29.37]This party's goin' my way
[04:33.83]Or no way at all
[04:38.58]Why don't you turn me loose
[04:42.14]Turn me loose
[04:44.43]Turn me loose
[04:47.65]This party's goin' my way
[04:52.29]Or no way at all