[00:00.000] 作曲 : LL Cool J & Rick Rubin
[00:00.82]Yo yvette, theres a lot of rumours goin around
[00:03.32]Theyre so bad, baby you might have to skip town
[00:05.88]See somethings smellin fishy and they say its you
[00:08.26]All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew
[00:10.88]They say youre a man-eater during the full moon
[00:13.13]Mascot of the senior boys locker room
[00:15.44]They said yvette walked in, there wasnt too much rap
[00:18.07]Her reputation got bigger, and so did her gap
[00:20.95]Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better
[00:23.32]Imma sit down and write you a long letter.
[00:28.64]Dear yvette x4
[00:38.01]Im glad you aint my sister, then again if you was
[00:40.57]Id have to treat you like you was my distant cuz
[00:43.07]Im not a news reporter, I dont mean to assume
[00:45.32]What should I think? I seen ya comin out the mens bathroom
[00:47.88]You wasnt in there alone, wasnt usin the phone
[00:50.20]The door was locked for twenty minutes, all I heard was moan.
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[01:05.57]I dont really know if the story is so
[01:07.82]I can either ask curly, or larry or moe
[01:10.26]Or earl, shabazz, lou, mookie or joe
[01:12.69]Like santa claus said, youre a ho-ho-ho
[01:15.35]In every disco you say hello
[01:17.60]Like youre a little angel, but we all know
[01:20.29]Since you was eleven you been actin this way
[01:22.66]You always got in bed when you wanted to play
[01:25.16]Youre a freak, you think youre lady godiva
[01:27.85]Some freaks are live, but yvette youre liver.
[01:42.41]Youre a back-seat queen, a elevator pro
[01:45.10]A high-powered body makes your levis grow
[01:47.48]See the stories Ive heard, they could amaze
[01:50.04]I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days
[01:52.72]So calm down freak, get a g.e.d.
[01:54.92]Thats a general education on decency
[01:57.35]One day youll see, and agree with me
[01:59.79]Unless youre gonna be a freak until youre 93
[02:02.41]For you theres no fee, everything is free
[02:04.60]This is from me to you, not you to me
[02:07.23]Every night is your night, your leather pants are tight
[02:09.73]You try to shake your butt with all your might
[02:12.41]I dont really wanna dis nobody
[02:14.85]You might think I had a little too much bacardi
[02:17.54]But thats not the problem, the problems yvette
[02:19.66]How bad can a girls reputation get?
[02:22.04]See shes the kinda girl all the homeboys met
[02:24.60]If youre desparate ask yvette, cuz shell bet.say
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[02:39.77]B-boys are hard on the boulevard
[02:42.08]The reverend at the church said you was barred
[02:44.40]Homeboys on the block love you a lot
[02:46.96]Youre a real famous freak whether you like it or not
[02:49.52]So before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin
[02:52.27]Let me explain to you who is talkin
[02:54.46]Im l.l. cool j from around the way
[02:56.65]You boogie down to my records almost every day
[02:59.15]Go a hundred miles an hour when youre standin still
[03:01.84]Youre faster than my caddy when its goin downhill
[03:04.09]Wont forget that day in the y.m.c.a.
[03:06.96]The guy at the desk said it was ok
[03:09.40]For you to come inside cuz he knew youd stay
[03:11.84]Greg g. and garfield yelled hooray