Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet *****
This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified
Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that's when the neighborhood, d-d-dogs
They'd line up around the block, meow!
When my little scarlet feline roars
The locals come around
(Come around)
When they see the scarlet light
They know it's time to come chase her down
(Chase her down)
Lo and behold the fantastical way
In which their bodies groove
My scarlet *****'s furry magic alters any mood
Scarlet *****, hey, it's cool
Scarlet *****, yeah
********, ********
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet *****
Every dog would try his lines
To get *****'s attention
All they want is so exposed
In ways too gross to mention
Green, virgin teenager, a filthy rich yuppie
********, ********
Wherefore art thou puppy?
Scarlet *****
She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet *****
Scarlet *****
********, ********
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet *****
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet *****
She can make you happy, she can make you sad
She can make you crazy
She can make you shiver from your head down to your feet
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets
She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat
She can make you sad when you're happy as can be
She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet *****